A Surname is Not Enough

Eli Manning. You're a clown. A total ass-clown. You couldn't figure out Vandy's secondary while you were at Ole Miss, and you think you can play in the pros? Everyone worships you because your brother is a great player, and your Dad was pretty good too. You pulled your whiny shit on draft day and tried to dictate where you would play - anyone with any other name would have been vilified in the press, but the sainted Eli Manning is still the golden boy. You suck.